This is not funny.

But it is true. The man who gave it to me said that the T-shirt was worth $50,000.

The front of this T-shirt says, "Love is a 4 letter word, NOT 3"

The back of the T-shirt says,

"In the SEA OF LIFE, you get what you fish for.

"If you want a real Gentleman, FISH WITH YOUR MORALS.

"If you want a man, FISH WITH YOUR MIND.

"If you want and oversexed little boy, FISH WITH YOUR BODY."

Strong words, good warning.

By the way, $50,000 is how much he paid in child support.

But, for many "oversexed little boys," the shirt is worth a lot more.